Marble Cooking is an incredibly easy puzzle game in which you create a portal with your magic wand staff thing. Then you walk to another spot, leaving a trail of carrots as you walk. Then you summon your little bunny rabbit friend to appear from the portal and eat all the carrots, crushing all enemies in his path. That’s it.

I mean sure, the enemies can eat you, and they can eat the portal itself. But the carrots are inedible to enemies. They’re special Magic Bunny Carrots. Anyways after every three levels you see a hentai picture of a different girl, with her genitalia blocked out, doing something awful. There’s typically this brown liquid gushing out of there, and I really don’t want to even guess at its purpose.

You’ll need this game installed to a hard drive image. Then just replace the files on there with the files in this RAR. A few programs do this, but I figure ANEXDIET.EXE is the easiest, since it’s included with the Anex86 emulator.

Obviously puzzle games do not need much in the way of translating, but the intro (and the pre-stage “taunt scenes”) are translated, and done very well. The hentai scenes themselves have no text accompaniment, thank God.

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