The second in the fabled Super Butouden Trilogy. Gideon Zhi says that this one is the best, but I’m not sure why. All the opponents keep running circles around you and beating the holy hell out of you quick as lightning, and summoning these gigantic energy bolts of death, and you’re lucky if you can figure out how to jump. And forget blocking a goddamn thing. Maybe it’s because I don’t know how to play, but from what I’ve seen, I certainly don’t want to bother learning.

All the Butouden games were also released in France, for some bizarre reason. Hey man, don’t ask me.

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