Is this real life? Everything these days just seems weird and bewildering to me. I don't even know if I could enjoy the fine games that are being made now, I feel so out of touch with gaming at large.
I mean, you're reading a post by a guy who was irritated at the cost and trouble associated with buying a NES and 7 cartridges recently (not all the carts were at the same time, I'll tell you that).
If I could muster an opinion for cardboard doohickies, it wouldn't be educated. Nintendo are obviously time traveling wizards from Dimension Zyxnflkst. What the fuck, they can sell people cardboard? That's like, epic marketing skills on the level of being like a marketing Yngwie Malmsteen.