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Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« on: April 25, 2017, 10:43:16 pm »

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2017, 10:45:45 pm »
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cheat codes
Confirmed, Gameshark codes are the work of the devil.  How dare you even use a cheat device????

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2017, 10:46:43 pm »

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2017, 02:05:45 am »
Psst. Kid. Wanna hack some games?

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2017, 07:35:50 am »
*slow clap*

Congratulations CNBC! For once you are right on the money!
for in truth I ACTUALLY AM PURE EVIL HAHAHA,
with all these haxxor skills and tools left out in the open for me
I will soon claim all the economies as mine! And then with your money,
I will build a SWEET ASS FLYING CASTLE and rain DEATHLASER HELL upon
various assholes and institutions of my random choosing. >:D

My thanks to RHDN for providing this awesome alternate career path as a supervillain. :thumbsup:

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2017, 08:54:06 am »
We are evil gamer hackers. HAHAHAHAHA!  >:D

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2017, 10:48:34 am »
That's why I haven't worked on the hack I started in such a long time. Every time I'd try to get back into it, I'd find myself getting sidetracked by hacking the Pentagon and giving meth to babies...

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2017, 11:27:39 am »
LOL!

Hey, does anyone remember this?

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
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6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

Jesus fucking christ  :laugh:

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2017, 01:03:09 pm »
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CNBC

All I needed to see.  :laugh:
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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2017, 01:14:14 pm »
CNBC are as bad as CNN, Fox News and Yahoo! combined.

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2017, 01:20:12 pm »
They can't touch me because I got news I've been building up inside I'm freaking Innocent.. GNR..



 
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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2017, 02:03:47 pm »
Gameshark codes are the work of the devil.

Of course. It should be obvious to every normal well-adjusted person that being addicted to something named after such a dangerous animal is a sign of sociopath tendencies. In terminal stages of OTAKU-GameShark syndrome addiction, the subject even tends to irresistibly stab random people on the streets with swordfish sharks. Here is a pic from a Chinese game which contains subliminal messages to force subjects to that stage (thats the hidden meaning behind the word "stage").

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Wake up, sheeple!

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2017, 03:21:07 pm »
Of course. It should be obvious to every normal well-adjusted person that being addicted to something named after such a dangerous animal is a sign of sociopath tendencies. In terminal stages of OTAKU-GameShark syndrome addiction, the subject even tends to irresistibly stab random people on the streets with swordfish sharks. Here is a pic from a Chinese game which contains subliminal messages to force subjects to that stage (thats the hidden meaning behind the word "stage").

Spoiler:

Wake up, sheeple!

Okay, I have to know, what is that, where did you find it, I need it.

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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2017, 04:56:46 pm »
I'm going to be honest, I read the entire article and I have to say that this is a ******* waste of my time and it really gives us romhackers (and gamers in general) a bad image!

Just because we hack/mod games, we're automatically criminals. This is blasphemy.

Sorry for the rant, but it really pissed me off.
"I hate when mods don't let you ask for help."

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2017, 05:24:16 pm »
It's the same logic as "they played Doom, so that's why they shot up the school", even though there was more to that (which is an entirely different discussion altogether).

Who's itching to see ROM hackers being demonized on Dr. Phil and Oprah? We're all gonna be labeled as bad boys, and thus get more pussy than Animal Control rounding up feral cats at a crazy old lady's house.

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2017, 05:38:45 pm »
Likelier to lead to alcholism and gaming addiction lol
Yamero~~!

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2017, 09:40:12 am »
LOL!

Hey, does anyone remember this?

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
Oh. My. God. This is a joke, tell me please?

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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.
Okay... I guess Intel had a proper propaganda machine running here  :laugh:
(By the way, AMD *is* an American/Californian company, making this even funnier)

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2017, 10:03:42 am »
Okay, I have to know, what is that, where did you find it, I need it.

Gintama ep. 98-99.

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2017, 01:24:32 pm »
Thanks, I'd been meaning to check that out, but put it off.

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Re: Gamers beware! We are the door to hell!
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2017, 03:49:19 pm »
Oh. My. God. This is a joke, tell me please?
Okay... I guess Intel had a proper propaganda machine running here  :laugh:
(By the way, AMD *is* an American/Californian company, making this even funnier)

Check out the link in that article about spanking.