Congratulations CNBC! For once you are right on the money!
for in truth I ACTUALLY AM PURE EVIL HAHAHA,
with all these haxxor skills and tools left out in the open for me
I will soon claim all the economies as mine! And then with your money,
I will build a SWEET ASS FLYING CASTLE and rain DEATHLASER HELL upon
various assholes and institutions of my random choosing.
My thanks to RHDN for providing this awesome alternate career path as a supervillain.