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[LostTemplar]

"God helps those who help themselves."

[Jandazekon]

"God helps those who help themselves."

You are lying!

[Ryusui]

It's bloody trivial to do in Python. I could do it easily - but not for free, in your case. I mean, if you're going to be an unproductive leech (which is pretty much your stated goal), at least make it worth our time to humor you. And if even that's too much to ask, the exit's that way.

[LostTemplar]

Obvious troll. Otherwise it's just sad for humanity.

Or, for the optimists out there, shamelessly copied from that life lessons thread: Hanlon's razor.