Bestower of Blue Bombs, Emissary of Enigma, Tinkerer of Technology, Visionary of Video, Perverter of Pixels, Meddler of Musical Meanderings, Harbinger of Hackery. Fast learner, history buff, incurable procrastinator, diligent worker, hopeless romantic, chronically tardy, sports fanatic, feline lover, atypical thinker, needlessly complex perfectionist. Also surprisingly unassuming and unpretentious, not that you’d ever figure that out from this description. Views video game ROMs and other computer programs as medium to be dissected and researched as well as to be used for their intended purposes. Also makes a mean pot of spaghetti and a great fried chicken recipe, and insists on making mashed potatoes from scratch rather than out of a box. Spends spare time not allocated to hacking ROMs listening to soul-enriching mind-expanding music and also exploring the vast cosmos in a faster-than-light starship powered by a Schwarzschild-Kugelblitz Drive which uses a black hole singularity as its power source.

Okay, just kidding about that “Bestower of Blue Bombs” part. That was an extravagasmic load of bullcraparoni.

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