You may think this is an RPG when you first start this up, but don’t be fooled! You can just choose your stats at the beginning and gain levels, but all this is is just a crappy shooter. It’s like Battlezone, but in three dimensions (but not, um, Battlezone 3D). The fun thing is, you just spend your time chasing this floating thing and aiming at it, while continually pounding the A button. In theory you can shoot down their projectiles, but they hit you pretty instantaneously, so unless you’re clairvoyant and know exactly where this magical projectile will appear, you have no choice but to be hit by it. Fortunately, most people who will play this game will not have to pay for it. Such are the wonders of emulation.

This patch translates very little text, and the text that is translated comes in the form of a very disjointed and broken english. I’d actually go as far as to venture to say that the game was better off in Japanese.