This game rocks. Really rocks . . . It plays almost entirely like Dragon Warrior, with a Japanese flavor and dialogue that is a hundred times funnier (i.e. - “I will defeat Kojiro, and maybe even get laid!”). But then again, I’ve read Shakespearean Tragedies funnier than Dragon Warrior’s dialogue. And the enemies are absolutely ridiculous looking . . . I mean, a corn cobb monster. A god-damned corn cobb. It would be embarassing in my mind if I ever died at the hands of a cobb of corn (ok, so it killed me 10 times so far, but we’ll ignore that detail ;). Now, go and play this game right now, or I’ll kill you dead where sit. I don’t know how, and I don’t know when . . . but I will =P.

One sentence in the intro is translated, and most of the menus are done. That’s all.