Wagyan Land 2 plays pretty much identically to the first Wagyan Land. You’re a cute green lizard dinosaur thing, and you walk to the right and shoot various syllables out of your mouth, which don’t actually hurt enemies. They just remain frozen for a certain period of time, depending on how powered-up your attack is. Once you get four power-ups you become invincible, and you can finally kill the damned things. Which doesn’t happen often.

So, how can you defeat the bosses with a crappy syllable that can’t hurt anybody? Why you play minigames with them, of course! The whole game’s pretty frustrating, with the whole “one-hit-and-you-start-the-entire-level-over” thing that’s so popular in the world of videogaming. Honestly, it’s fun and all, but I don’t understand why the game needed to have two sequels.