The Message Board News is separate from the main page news. When you correct news on the main page, you need to correct it here as well. My code isn't leet enough to go look up the board topic and edit it. I thought it wasn't worth it at the time since it's not often we have to edit things like that.
Maybe one day I'll do that, but for now, if you edit news after it hits the main page, you also have to modify the board version. Neil already knows this, but it looks like he just forgot in this case.
So, I fixed it. Now all is well.