Remember Uniracers? With its built-in profanity filter? That was ridiculous. I had a friend named Cassidy. That name was too long, but we called him (yes, Cassidy was a guy) "Cass" for short. Uniracers wouldn't allow "Cass" as the player's name. Said the name was "not cool enough," because it had "ass" in it.
I used to play FFIV and name Cecil "fuck," then name Rydia "her," Edward "Me," and Yang "You," so after the shipwreck scene, Cecil wakes up on the beach and says...
... Guess I'm alone.