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Dumbest Game Dialogue
« on: February 07, 2017, 05:25:37 am »
Wrath of the Black Manta gave us this gem:

Good. Don't let anyone get you started on drugs They're a dead end.

Any other dialogue bits from games of the era that can bring the CringeFeels?

I'm going to start spouting lines from Ninja Gaiden 2 if nobody chimes in. :D

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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2017, 05:59:35 am »
Good. Don't let anyone get you started on drugs They're a dead end.
Although it might be a bit out of context, this is not dumb at all but is excellent advice, and you should have followed it.
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2017, 01:14:53 pm »
...this is not dumb at all but is excellent advice, and you should have followed it.

 :laugh:

Any other dialogue bits from games of the era that can bring the CringeFeels?

All the dialogue from "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties".  :P

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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2017, 04:29:45 pm »
Although it might be a bit out of context, this is not dumb at all but is excellent advice, and you should have followed it.

[Me thinking to myself: What is he talking about? Better say something quick, or they'll think you're stupid]

Takes one to know one!

[Me thinking to myself: Swish]

Another great one from...let's see...Resident Evil 2. I think it is either before or after the Mutant Aligator fight. Something like:

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LEON
"Running off by yourself like that was reckless, aaaand stupid!"

He also is more fond of repeating the line "Ada, wait!!" than I would care for, hehe. I am not saying RE2 is a bad game by any means and I love it, but hehehehehehee Leon is just not always good at acting

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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2017, 05:51:18 pm »
Yeah, you are right... but.just.take.A.LOOK.AT.THIS

ITS FORREST! OOH MYY GODDDDD!

Its awful!
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2017, 06:01:32 pm »
Yeah, you are right... but.just.take.A.LOOK.AT.THIS

ITS FORREST! OOH MYY GODDDDD!

Its awful!

I haven't even googled what you're saying and I get it. :D Here's a retro choice:

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BARRY
Hope this is not Chris' blood...

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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2017, 07:47:47 pm »
STAY AWAY FROM THE SUMMONER YOU HEATHEN! -Old Lady, Final Fantasy X
YOU'RE A BAD MAN! - Random Child, Same Game

Also Dark Cloud 2's cutscene dialogue is really weird and hamfisted sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHWq_kkrzg

Anything from Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal, but especially
Quote from: Rival
I AM...I AM A MONSTER

COACH.
The timing is hilariously perfect since you have to advance the dialogue to see the second part.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal

And any of the Disney Bootlegs by Phoenix games, If you even want to call them "games".
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2017, 11:21:09 pm »
Wow.  How have I gone this long without hearing about this Caddicarus guy?
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2017, 12:15:47 am »
I always thought one of Chin's lines from Double Dragon III was pretty stupid.

I think he says "YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME. YOU ARE THE GREATEST MARTIAL ARTISTS IN THE WORLD".

Every time I think about that I imagine it being read by this guy I went to school with who got dropped on his head when he was a baby. Like, I imagine it being a part of a story that he would write. Like the time he was telling us about this great movie idea he came up with: Steven Seagal vs Jason. That guy once tried to clean out an electrical socket with a screwdriver after someone painted over it. All he really had to do was just shove the cord in and the paint would have ripped.
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2017, 02:28:01 am »
I think he says "YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME. YOU ARE THE GREATEST MARTIAL ARTISTS IN THE WORLD".
I guess Chin is so fond of himself that he tought he self was the greatest martial artist in the world, so when he get defeated then the person defeating him takes this title - even though it might not be a correct assumption that he was the greatest marial artist in the 1st place.

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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2017, 02:35:10 am »
I guess Chin is so fond of himself that he tought he self was the greatest martial artist in the world, so when he get defeated then the person defeating him takes this title - even though it might not be a correct assumption that he was the greatest marial artist in the 1st place.

And he's only like the 2nd boss...
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2017, 05:59:53 am »
And he's only like the 2nd boss...
Yeah, but the 2nd boss of one of the most difficult games ever. Personally I never made it to the 1st boss without cheating - about as far as I could go was up the 1st elevator.

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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2017, 11:59:19 am »
I think one of the most dumbest game dialogs that I heard is the one that Chris says after you defeat Plant 42 in the original version of Resident Evil, he tells Rebecca "We got to the root of the problem!". Definitely the corniest line in that game in my opinion and that game is filled with them.

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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2017, 07:39:13 pm »
Yeah, but the 2nd boss of one of the most difficult games ever. Personally I never made it to the 1st boss without cheating - about as far as I could go was up the 1st elevator.

LOL The third level was as far as I ever made it and that was only in two player mode.
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2017, 08:10:45 pm »
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2017, 05:47:27 am »
Well, this is pretty dumb:

https://twitter.com/MarcheWasRight/status/697983033010315264

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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2017, 09:29:53 am »
LOL The third level was as far as I ever made it and that was only in two player mode.

I uh...I stopped playing Double Dragon 3 after I went up the elevator and died, like Bregalad I think. "You're shitting me. This is too fucking hard, Technos. Different game time!"

It's like somehow they're just totally unconscious of my ability to play a different game :) Heh

Also, DDIII on NES has an intro screen. Like, the first screen after you press start on a 2 player game (maybe even the 1 player game) where the main characters are named! Wow, nobody screws up localization of the main character...names...

"BIMMY AND JIMMY?"

...wut

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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2017, 10:09:32 am »
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2017, 10:24:43 pm »
BIMMY AND JIMMY is only in the two-player opening screen. His name is spelled correctly in the one-player opening. (which is why I'd imagine a number of people were not aware of it until the AVGN came along)
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Re: Dumbest Game Dialogue
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2017, 03:44:26 am »
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