Nintendo, you conditioned us to like small cute things as children
Now you are selling the weird redesign of the device you used to do it in a small, cute form.
...I really think I'd rather learn how to play Hanafuda, or whatever game Hanafuda cards are used to play? Didn't Nintendo used to make Hanafuda cards?
...This is like, advanced level Pavlovian salesmanship of some Guinness World Record.