Okay, I've been working on this game off and on for... years. I've got bits and pieces left to do, and am trying to capture the essence of the character's speech patterns. And it's all well and good. Then I get to this guy, and his... clone? Enemy? They're the same person, but I think he refuses to admit that.
So, first, any help translating this chunk would be lovely. Secondly, a summary of his speech style? Is it a dialect? Is he just egotistical? I think he's based on a real musician or something, but I don't know enough about J-pop to know.
Any help is appreciated.