Me: Please rate my looks on a scale of 1-10
Her: You're a 1
Me: ha ha. I get you recognized I'm a computer programmer and are probably suggesting that we should use a scale of 0-1, like binary!
Me: So technically I'm a 1/1 or the same value as 10/10. You could also have said 1010, which would have been like saying I'm two 10's!!
Her: That's not what I meant