I'll give it a go, most of the German I know comes from bad war films, Allo Allo or Viz comic strips (Jack Black and His dog Silver
always had Nazis in for some reason) so should fit well. I'm guessing they are from Bionic Commando.
Captain, watch out for the elevator on the left. It's a death trap
Kapitan vatch out for ze lift on ze links. It is ein toten trap.
2nd Unit proceeding to Area 4.
Hey, if you're going to Area 4 don't forget that flare gun!
Zekonder unit proceed to Area 4.
Hey, if you are going to Area 4, Nichten forgeten sie flaregun!
An enemy! An enemy has intruded!
Where!? I'll shoot him down!
Un Enemie! Un enemie hast intruden!
Vere!? I vill shoot him down!
Umm, would you happen to know where the garbage dump is?
Moron! How many years have you been here? It's in Area 9. Don't forget!
Err, do you heppen to know vere ze trash dump is?
Dumkopf! How many Jahren hef you been here? It is en Area 9. Nichten Forget
I'm Terukun. Try hitting the right wall!
Hallo I'm Terukun, Try hitten ze recht vall.
So you convoyed Joe?
Affirmative. Brought to the garbage dump. Not a peep all the way to the cell.
So you Konvoyed Joe?
Ja Kapitan, Right to ze trash dump. Nicht und peep all ze vay to ze cell.
Cripes! Commander, I can't get this door open!
Dammit! Then I guess I'll have to do it!
Jahvol! Kommandant, Ich nichten open ze door!
Ach! Give it sie hier, I vill do it jah.
It's Joe! Super Joe is here!
Unit 5, respond!
Ich Joe! Zuper Joe Ist hier!
Unit 5, responden!