Over at the 3DO boards
, poster and native speaker FUJISAN was kind enough to agree to transcribe the dialogue from some of the FMVs in the Japanese-exclusive 3DO game Wacky Races 2: In Space
(aka Chiki-Chiki Machine Mou Race 2: In Space, or チキチキマシン猛レース 2 イン スペース).
Here's his transcription of villain Dick Dastardly's opening speech:
I've made the following very rough attempt at translation, with my very poor Japanese-language skills, some help from FUJISAN, and good ol' Google Translate:
Gentlemen! I've been waiting! Do you remember me?
Yes, it's me, Mr. Dick Dastardly! Ha ha ha ha!
Last time, my plans were foiled by that jerk "T-BONE WREX", but this time I won't let that happen!
Let me introduce you to my latest grand strategy: the Black Sky Fortress #2!
Soon, my fortress of evil will be complete. And to prove its invincible, destructive power, my "Hopping Bomber" will be loaded with weapons.
It will be impossible to even get near it! And I have one more secret up my sleeve...
...Hey, you! Yeah, funny-looking, I mean you!
If you want to know who my trump card is, prove yourself by reaching my fortress!
I won't be expecting you! Muah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
However, I'm quite sure this isn't 100% accurate, especially the middle part. Suggestions for improvement?
Right now this isn't a candidate for any kind of script insertion or dub, but if I ever figure out how to add subtitles to FMVs, you never know...