Good that Hamlet takes care of him not surviving the III. Act. 
Aww geez thanks for the spoiler damn it. 
This information is the only hope one has, of getting through his blabla. It should be the official subtitle of the play.

Can I spoil another book for You?
Adam and Eve eat from the tree of knowledge...
I just realized that I spoiled two books for You, well, I am in top condition today.

Was Polonius always that annoying?
YES.
LOL
I guess the last time I read it, I just rushed through all speeches looking for the next monologue or soliloquy of Hamlet. Now every word of his just irks me off mentally. It seems that Polonius himself is enough context to make even single words annoying. His character must have been inspired by religious dogmatists.
Currently 200 pages in Don Quixote, which is perhaps one of the funniest and most entertaining books I have ever read.
I have only managed to read the beginning, because my courses always require me to read different books and so it is on hold for now, but already the beginning was incredible. And if one takes into account the time it was written in = incredible! Take that “Robinson Crusoe”, Cervantes was first!