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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2012, 04:09:56 pm »
how does DarkSol know about a sequel to that Mario Bros. porn flick? O_o
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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2012, 09:21:10 pm »
good i need a job obama

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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2012, 08:56:36 pm »
When desperate for a job, there's always positions in the American military.

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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2012, 09:40:28 pm »
When desperate for a job, there's always positions in the American military.

Which some people might not even be able to fill. :/

Prostitution on the other hand...
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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2012, 10:56:05 pm »
There is a bona fide industry in the USA for chest shaving / waxing, not much skill required.  Mister Jones I can personally guarantee minimum wage plus tips for "happy endings".

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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2012, 11:35:13 pm »
There is a bona fide industry in the USA for chest shaving / waxing, not much skill required.  Mister Jones I can personally guarantee minimum wage plus tips for "happy endings".


This is correct.



This is also correct.
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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2012, 11:45:07 pm »
There is a bona fide industry in the USA for chest shaving / waxing, not much skill required.
If you guys can figure out a permanent method, then you've got yourselves a happy customer. :) Until I run out of hair.
And I'll leave it at that!

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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #49 on: May 02, 2012, 01:35:22 am »
What was this thread about again?

I am happy to have been introduced to a source of Robot Chicken clips on Youtube, anyway.  (Videos on the Adult Swim site aren't available in Canada, y'see.)
This depresses me. I feel like a goldfish right now...

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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #50 on: May 02, 2012, 06:59:28 am »
When desperate for a job, there's always positions in the American military.

... When did the US military start accepting deafblinds into their ranks? Because that would be news to me.

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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #51 on: May 02, 2012, 08:15:06 am »
If you guys can figure out a permanent method, then you've got yourselves a happy customer.

In all seriousness.

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What was this thread about again?

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Re: The U.S. is so bad even the illegals/Mexicans are leaving.
« Reply #52 on: May 02, 2012, 08:20:40 pm »
Japanese proverb say, "Bird never makes nest in bare tree". 

And if you know what movie I ripped that from, then you are a real man, like those with hair on their chests. ;D
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