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Tarantino Quotes Thread
« on: March 26, 2012, 09:27:54 am »
"Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead."
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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 02:36:10 pm »
Ezekiel 25:17
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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 02:38:16 pm »
That'd be

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 02:38:44 pm »
*bang bang*


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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 02:41:32 pm »
*bang bang*

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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 10:07:20 pm »
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This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy."

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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 10:11:11 pm »
Nice~!

I'll go with an easy one with some subtext for you, DS...

"You and I have unfinished business."
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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2012, 12:02:12 am »
"Mr. Brown"? That's a little too close to "Mr. Shit"

By the way, I like how every other post is yours, Spooniest. ;)
And I'll leave it at that!

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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 01:52:55 am »
By the way, I like how every other post is yours, Spooniest. ;)

Yeah, I noticed that too.

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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2012, 01:58:43 am »
By all means, I would like to encourage other people to post in this topic.

Unless of course, you're too amazingly cool.

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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2012, 02:53:27 am »
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I steal from every single movie ever made. If people don't like that, then tough tills, don't go and see it, all right? I steal from everything. Great artists steal, they don't do homages.
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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2012, 05:33:51 am »
“What” ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in “What”?
we are in a horrible and deadly danger

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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2012, 02:08:21 pm »
Yeah, I noticed that too.
You ruined it! >:( Oh well. :-\

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This needs a tagline:

"Another Tarantino hit!"
"You never know what to expect from him next"

I thought I had a better one. :(
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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2012, 10:15:54 pm »
 "How's your hand, Rich?" It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch, thanks for asking, Seth!
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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2012, 10:33:42 pm »
Let's be topical!
This depresses me. I feel like a goldfish right now...

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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2012, 02:35:34 am »
*bang bang*


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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2012, 08:09:35 pm »
Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe you were saying something about ...?

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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2012, 11:31:28 pm »
You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is.
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Re: Tarantino Quotes Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2012, 11:46:13 pm »
"Would you like me to tell you the little story of Right Hand/Left Hand - the story of good and evil?"

Oh, sorry. Ignore that one. ;D

(In Japanese) "So you all will know the seriousness of my warning, I shall say this in English."

"You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai."

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.