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Spooniest

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Grow a pair (of lungs), Sonic!
« on: December 16, 2011, 12:18:29 pm »
Something occurred to me to try whilst playing Sonic 2 today...we all know that when the music starts, Sonic has 5 seconds of air left before he drowns. But I wanted to count the seconds between when he gets in the water and when the timer starts...it's 15.

So you're telling me that Sonic can only hold his breath for 20 seconds? I can hold mine for more than 60! What the hell, Sonic?!
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Re: Grow a pair (of lungs), Sonic!
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 12:43:35 pm »
Theory A: Sonic is just holding back on us. He can hold his breath long enough to survive in space. But the underwater slows him down enough to make him bored enough to want to stuff it.

Theory B: He’s a hedgehog. The fact that he can hold his breath at all is amazing.
we are in a horrible and deadly danger

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Re: Grow a pair (of lungs), Sonic!
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 01:04:29 pm »
"In one study of the cocaine abusers who came to an emergency department, 40% complained of chest pain-the most common complaint-and 22% complained of shortness of breath or were unable to breathe."

- http://www.emedicinehealth.com/cocaine_abuse/page3_em.htm

Duh everyone knows Sonic was a chronic coke fiend.

Spooniest

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Re: Grow a pair (of lungs), Sonic!
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 01:22:24 pm »
As per

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Re: Grow a pair (of lungs), Sonic!
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 01:29:42 pm »
I love you Spooniest

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Re: Grow a pair (of lungs), Sonic!
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 01:38:25 pm »
- 鳥なき里の蝙蝠
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